This isn't an insult; it's an observation. All diet Coke and Cover Girl red matte lipstick. I might be a huge asshole for thinking this; I'm not entirely sure about that.
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| As it turns out, I sometimes lose my faith in humanity and might appear, quite magically, as a prick or a general asshole at large. |
It's time to say goodbye to another year, 2016, we hardly knew ye. I am grateful for the people I've had the pleasure and privilege to spend time with this year. Others I hope to never see again. This is sounding like a suicide note, except I know the world isn't as cruel as some think, so no goodbye from me. Not yet. I mean, I plan on dying, just not soon (please please I hope not) and not by my own hand. I have sausagey fingers and want my death to be a surprise.
Anyway, suck it everyone. I like relaxing Saturday mornings. It's gonna be a great year. If you're reading this, oh no, love, you're not alone!
*A plague I call a heartbeat/Such a shame our friendship had to end/I'm so cold inside, maybe, just one more try*
Sorry, not sorry - I like "Love Story," "You Belong With Me," and "Mean." I don't like the antiquated idea behind the first song, but it's a catchy tune.
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