'tis the season of The Blood

I spent the weeknights after work making cookies and it was so relaxing.  When I popped into the grocery for some more cookie ingredients last night, someone put this in my cart.  I found it to be funny.  A hilarious friend told me it was a "good read."  Another friend said I should've put it in the tampon aisle.

I kind of thought I'd be a good candidate for a cult, however, I'm willful, so good luck getting me to join.  May The Blood be with you.