So, I have some tips for those driving in MA who aren't from here. 🚗 No one is going to let you go. Ever. If you're trying to make a left onto a busy street, it's best to make a right and then find a quiet side street to do a shameful, defeated U-turn.
And you need to drive with resting bitch face all the time. If you don't look completely pissy, other people will call 911 and think that you're high or drunk while you're driving. So don't look too happy behind the wheel. 🚕
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| You saw my blinker, bitch. |
Now we get to the blinker. This is a no-win situation. You need to use it each time you make a turn. However, most of us don't bother or forget. No matter which one you choose, you will be condemned and yelled at. 🚖
Driving in Massachusetts is like a terrible gamble and if you're lucky, you escape with your sanity and your life.
If you're a pedestrian, you're fucked.
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| Pink Ghandi, the Massholes would have you beating the hoods of cars at crosswalks by lunch, son. No war or political turmoil, no injustice could prepare you for I-93 South. You'd be honking and telling someone to go fuck his mother in no time. |
We know it's "the law" to stop for you, but we will just pretend not to see you. So just wait for no cars to be coming and then cross. 🚘
I hope this helps someone. Massholes is a real word for a reason, people.
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