Lethargy II: How to outlive Wilfred Brimley

How is he still alive?  I don't mind that he's still breathing; I'm just surprised.  I do eat a lot of oatmeal but I smoke a shit-ton, too.  How you say?  Mezzo mezzo?

I've lived in this town for two years and still haven't found a place to go swimming.  I'd really like to go swimming or to the beach today.  I think I'll look at a map.  I feel very inland, which is a real son of a bitch.